Just For Fun: Creative Writing (short comedy script)
Jewish Grandma Part 2
The phone rings
Grandma:
Hello? What's wrong with you? Did I wake you up?
Me:
Yes.
Grandma:
I need to tell you, I was at a Hanukkah party last night and I saw a young boy helping his mother into the room because she couldn't walk well.
Me:
That's nice... where are you going with thi–
Grandma:
I spoke to him for a very long time. His name is Michael and he's Jewish and he's six feet tall. And he has a nice face and a job. And he is looking for a girlfriend. He lives in New York City, I gave him your address.
Me:
You gave a random man my address???? Why???
Grandma:
Because I think he would be great for you. He's tall. I took a picture of him when he wasn't looking and sent it to your mother. She thinks he looks like your brother.
Me:
Eww that sounds really weird.
Grandma:
I also gave him your phone number. So I just wanted to warn you when he calls. Or maybe he won't call. But I'm hoping he does.
Me:
Ok. Well, I don't know why you keep doing this to me. It's stressing me out. But I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
Grandma:
Okay. Sorry for waking you up. Bye.
Two minutes later, she calls back
Grandma:
Hello?
Me:
Hi...
Grandma:
I forgot to tell you he's the exact same age as you and I showed him your picture and he thinks you're cute.
Me:
Uh... good for him?
Grandma:
Okay, I'll let you go now. Sorry for waking you up again. Bye.
END